Showing posts with label Ryan Gosling. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Ryan Gosling. Show all posts

Tuesday, March 12, 2013

This or That: Ryan Gosling vs. Ryan Reynolds

Only one can win.
In today's pop culture, there is not just one, but two Ryans that dominate. And while there may be room for both of them, Tommy Time's This or That only allows for one winner. So let's get started, shall we?

The Basics
Both Ryan Gosling and Ryan Reynolds are Canadian, so whether that's good or bad, it's ultimately innocuous. They're both charitable and have relatively clean records, but I'll deduct a point from each: RyGos for his DUI charge in 2005 and RyRey for most likely cheating on his wife with Blake Lively. Ryan Gosling gets a bonus point for having worked alongside a young Britney Spears on The Mickey Mouse Club, while Ryan Rodney Reynolds obviously has the better name. So what I'm getting at is this round is a draw!

Talent and career
Neither is exactly regarded as the actor of their generation, but Ryan Gosling is the more respected actor by far, and he even has the Oscar nomination to prove it. And I'd be damned if I didn't mention The Notebook somewhere in this post. Meanwhile, with films like Dick and The Proposal, Ryan Reynolds obviously has quite a few classics under his belt; however, other films like The Green Lantern do more than enough to undermine his career. This round goes to Gosling!

Looks
Personally, I'm #TeamReynolds here. And I'm not alone. Though both actors consistently rank on "most attractive celebrities" lists, RyRey is the only one who has nabbed the title of People's Sexiest Man Alive. But the "hey girl" status of Ryan Gosling's popularity, which is frankly out of fucking control, proves that he has quite a fan base. Still, my opinion is the most important here, so score one for Ryan Reynolds!

Personal lives
Both Ryans are private individuals and have dated some of the most beautiful and desired women in Hollywood. RyGos' many high-profile relationships have made me dizzy. Meanwhile, RyRey likes commitment and has only had three serious relationships throughout his fame. Currently, Ryan Gosling is with Eva Mendes, who I find incredibly annoying. Meanwhile, Ryan Reynolds is with Blake Lively, and that's some legit shit. This round goes to Ryan Reynolds!

Well, based on this scientific formula, it's clear that Ryan Reynolds is indeed the better Ryan. I hope RyGos fan girls have learned a valuable lesson here. Just because they have the same name, doesn't mean they're equals. Stay pressed.

Tuesday, January 1, 2013

Tommy Picks 20 Things to Look Forward to in 2013

Ring it in!
Well, it's officially 2013. I've already posted a list of 20 things we need to get the fuck over as we leave 2012 behind. So now, on a more positive note, I've listed 20 things to look forward to for the next 12 months.
  1. Britney Spears. Album 8. It's confirmed.
  2. The Kimye Baby
  3. Tina Fey and Amy Poehler hosting the Golden Globes
  4. Oz: The Great and Powerful
  5. 20-year high school reunion for the original Beverly Hills, 90210 gang. Make it happen. #TeamKelly
  6. The Hunger Games: Catching Fire
  7. The Miley Cyrus/Liam Hemsworth Wedding
  8. One Direction's world tour. Am I going as of yet? No. Would I kill to go? Probably.
  9. The return of Pretty Little Liars
  10. The Man of Steel
  11. Watching laughing at The Carrie Diaries as it falls flat on its ass
  12. Gangster Squad. Love me some Ryan Gosling and Emma Stone!
  13. Stricter gun control and gay marriage errywhere. (I know, serious things? #ugh)
  14. Ryan Reynolds and anything he does.
  15. Nicki Minaj and Mariah Carey catfights on American Idol
  16. Seeing if Amanda Bynes' hit-and-runs outnumber Lindsay Lohan's arrests
  17. Saving Mr. Banks. Tom Hanks plays Walt Disney. #sold
  18. Albums 4 from Miley, Demi, Selena, and Hilary. Let's make it a fucking jam-packed year, ladies!
  19. The Great Gatsby
  20. Most importantly, this (hopefully) happening.
Happy New Year!!!